he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
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Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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