Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
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An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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