Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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