i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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