Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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