Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
There r osticjed everywhere
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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