At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Randomize
