i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Congratulations! We have a period
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