so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Randomize
