Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Life is so much better after having sex.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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