Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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