you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The beers last night were like the tears from god
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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