He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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