Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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