Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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