Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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