So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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