You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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