is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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