Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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