if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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