Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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