your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
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Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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