does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
