Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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