Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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