she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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