Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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