u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
