1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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