nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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