don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
