YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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