she was so not down for the gang bang
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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