I think my vagina is haunted
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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