my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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