so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
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DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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