At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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