like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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