Your mouth is God's brothel.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
If I die, sorry about rent.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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