So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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