What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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