hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Its about making memories worth repressing
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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