these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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