it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
