Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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