Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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