and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize
