love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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