Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
