So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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