David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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