I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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