69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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