People with herpes should wear stickers.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
dude. I can hear the air.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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