How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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