And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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