He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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