she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
Randomize
