Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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