don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
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Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
last night I used snow as a chaser
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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